penny: allow myself to introduce....myself

hello SOD faithful...im very honored to have been offered a spot to vent, preach, complain, whatever. add the promise of profit-sharing and free dental and who could say no. and so it is with pride i take my place alongside reporting geniuses that have not only found the final resting place of a timeless classic, but also, well a timeless treasure. despite the cockblocks he's thrown us all, ill do my best to support the devil and right past wrongs. talks of a longstreet theater repair fund already in the works...