penny: right on. things are gonna happen for me! i'm joe dirt!
this weekend marked sunfest here in south florida, not only an excuse to listen to some live music, but also an excuse to get absolutely, completely, and stupidly drunk. while this years play list may have read like your little sisters cd collection, some bands were much better than others.
along the way i made a few new friends, was attacked by a walking georgia o'keefe painting, and even previewed spurriers neo-cocky.
and then of course there was skynard. go see this band dude. it was everything you would expect, including a 143 minute version of freebird. and now the moment youve all been waiting for...
PENNYS BAR TIP OF THE WEEK
when you step up to the bar and order for a party, PLEASE do it all at once. ordering one drink at a time not only slows me down, it pisses me off. if im laying on the operating table after a car crash, i want the doctor to know EVERYTHING thats wrong with me up front....thanks doc, but could you please set that broken arm after you stop the brain hemorrhage?
you ordering at once saves time and makes my life easier. brilliant!
posted by penny @ 1:32 PM
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14 Comments:
I can only think of about 140 (give or take 2) things better than 143 minutes of freebird..
Again you are comparing Bartenders to Doctors. I see the light, except one works for tips. Stop being suck a bitch, and do your job
I saw Skynard in 2003 and they only played freebird for 119 minutes. They must have added some new band members, that Van zant family is huge.
PS new tick article on the HotDog
"Penny", Do you think we should really worry about what bartenders want. They are there to serve me. I have no concern wether you're happy or not. Just get me my Damn Drink Bartender and I might give you a tip.
oh so much anger...take a deep breath and count to ten guys. again, this is just an educational experience. im not only telling you how to be served faster, im bringing sunshine into your otherwise bleak lives. just call me your bartending messiah.
I dont need a messiah at the bar!! Im there for two reasons: Drink and meet loose women!! Not to worry if my bartender is happy or not! Maybe he should just serve a damn drink and be happy he has paying customers!!
That gives me an idea.. let's play What can possibly be angrier than TomTom?
I'll go first.. TomTom paying to fill up his car with some gas.
Boz, enought said
Well, remember an oreo-less TomTom is angrier than a normal TomTom..
Another source of Anger that has yet to be tapped. Obie- the kid is nothing anger. If you have ever seen him at a Carolina game, any sport, it really doesn't matter.
remember that intramural basketball game where obie tried to fight all the kappa sigs at once? he started in on some dude named 'nuke'. yea, that was funny
the best joke ever
If Obie was india he would have to have 3 dots on that big ass head.
oh yeah
When you leave an empty container of Ben and Jerry's icecream in the freezer with an IOU note in it.
Very pretty site! Keep working. thnx!
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