Monday, May 08, 2006

penny: right on. things are gonna happen for me! i'm joe dirt!

this weekend marked sunfest here in south florida, not only an excuse to listen to some live music, but also an excuse to get absolutely, completely, and stupidly drunk. while this years play list may have read like your little sisters cd collection, some bands were much better than others.
along the way i made a few new friends, was attacked by a walking georgia o'keefe painting, and even previewed spurriers neo-cocky.











and then of course there was skynard. go see this band dude. it was everything you would expect, including a 143 minute version of freebird. and now the moment youve all been waiting for...

PENNYS BAR TIP OF THE WEEK

when you step up to the bar and order for a party, PLEASE do it all at once. ordering one drink at a time not only slows me down, it pisses me off. if im laying on the operating table after a car crash, i want the doctor to know EVERYTHING thats wrong with me up front....thanks doc, but could you please set that broken arm after you stop the brain hemorrhage?
you ordering at once saves time and makes my life easier. brilliant!

14 Comments:

At 5/09/2006 11:21 PM, Blogger Dev said...

I can only think of about 140 (give or take 2) things better than 143 minutes of freebird..

 
At 5/10/2006 8:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again you are comparing Bartenders to Doctors. I see the light, except one works for tips. Stop being suck a bitch, and do your job

 
At 5/10/2006 8:56 AM, Blogger Moose said...

I saw Skynard in 2003 and they only played freebird for 119 minutes. They must have added some new band members, that Van zant family is huge.

PS new tick article on the HotDog

 
At 5/10/2006 9:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Penny", Do you think we should really worry about what bartenders want. They are there to serve me. I have no concern wether you're happy or not. Just get me my Damn Drink Bartender and I might give you a tip.

 
At 5/10/2006 10:12 AM, Blogger penny said...

oh so much anger...take a deep breath and count to ten guys. again, this is just an educational experience. im not only telling you how to be served faster, im bringing sunshine into your otherwise bleak lives. just call me your bartending messiah.

 
At 5/10/2006 10:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont need a messiah at the bar!! Im there for two reasons: Drink and meet loose women!! Not to worry if my bartender is happy or not! Maybe he should just serve a damn drink and be happy he has paying customers!!

 
At 5/11/2006 12:00 AM, Blogger Dev said...

That gives me an idea.. let's play What can possibly be angrier than TomTom?

I'll go first.. TomTom paying to fill up his car with some gas.

 
At 5/11/2006 8:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boz, enought said

 
At 5/11/2006 9:28 AM, Blogger Dev said...

Well, remember an oreo-less TomTom is angrier than a normal TomTom..

 
At 5/11/2006 1:07 PM, Blogger Moose said...

Another source of Anger that has yet to be tapped. Obie- the kid is nothing anger. If you have ever seen him at a Carolina game, any sport, it really doesn't matter.

 
At 5/11/2006 3:12 PM, Blogger penny said...

remember that intramural basketball game where obie tried to fight all the kappa sigs at once? he started in on some dude named 'nuke'. yea, that was funny

 
At 5/11/2006 3:50 PM, Blogger Moose said...

the best joke ever

If Obie was india he would have to have 3 dots on that big ass head.

oh yeah

 
At 5/11/2006 6:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you leave an empty container of Ben and Jerry's icecream in the freezer with an IOU note in it.

 
At 5/17/2006 8:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very pretty site! Keep working. thnx!
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