Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Crystal Steph

It's pretty coincidental, but just the other day I was talking with a friend of mine about how I don't know many people that do crystal meth. It has such a cool name. Say it outloud, "Crystal Meth."

"Hey man, can I call you back later.. I'm about to do some crystal meth."

"Working in the yard all day sure does make me want to do some crystal meth."

Feel free to make up your own.

So anyway, there are two people on my list of meth users. That is, until I stumbled onto this news article. That's right, former child-star Jodie Sweetin recently admitted to overcoming a crystal meth addiction. For those who are still wondering, Jodie Sweetin played Stephanie Tanner on the show Full House.

Some interesting notes from the article:

-She was married to a cop while hooked.

-Former cast members John Stamos, Bob Saget, and the Olsen twins held an intervention for her. I can only imagine the dialogue here:

"Steph, can you come here for a second?"
"Sure thing Uncle Jessie."
"Are you on meth?!"
(synchronized) "You're in big trouble mister."

Since I have your attention, I'm gonna take a second and publicly state that Bob Saget isn't funny. Yes, I understand the shock value in Saget going from nice dad to extremely crude comic. If you disagree, go rent The Aristocrats.

Here's a reward for those that are still reading: So while I was searching for an online article about Sweetin's addiction, I found this. Check out the discussion boards. Here's an excerpt:

Subj: A MESSAGE TO JODIE SWEETIN
Date: Mon, 5-13-96 22:58 GMT
From: BRADLEY JAMES JR
Posted from: 207.0.133.xx
Message:
HI JODIE SWEETIN I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS AND I SENT YOU A LETTER
ON APRIL THE 10TH AND HAVE NOT SEEN A PICTURE OF YOU IN THE MAIL
YET BECAUSE IT SAID IF I SENT A SELF SAMED ADERSSD ENVOLOP
YOU WOULD SEND A PICHERT TO ME OF YOUR SELF I WOULD BE
SO HAPPY IF YOU WOULD GET BACK TO ME THROUGH THE MAIL
THANK YOU YOUR FAN BRADLEY JAMES JR

8 Comments:

At 2/07/2006 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually saget was originally a pretty crude comic before his Full House days.

I'm coming to chalresotn soon.


wty

 
At 2/07/2006 9:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm also coming to charleston.


wty

 
At 2/07/2006 10:23 PM, Blogger Dev said...

Congrats wty, as a reward for being the first poster I've nominated you for president of the Jodie Sweetin fan club.

When are ya visiting?

 
At 2/07/2006 10:49 PM, Blogger Crummy said...

Hail to the chief.

I think that wty should try posting as "other", where he can put his name as the "[blank] said" instead of using anonymous and then putting the initials at the bottom. But, I do recognize that it is a personal preference.

On a side note, I have been drinking off of the same keg since Sunday, with only the short breaks to go to class. Luckily, I am still able to walk however uneasily.

 
At 2/08/2006 8:56 AM, Blogger Moose said...

Being saying how cool crystal meth is for years, but nobody listens. Atleast I have Donshay, the crazy crystal meth guy on 99x, ( http://www.fredtoucher.com/uploaded_images/xmas2-718878.jpg) for a picture, he is the black guy

 
At 2/08/2006 12:44 PM, Blogger Dev said...

How about the crystal meth recovery clinic ad the Google Adbot(tm) placed on my page? $11,000 for a 90 day recovery program. Forget school, I'm gonna start helping junkies. I already have enough experience with harassing druggie roommates.

 
At 2/09/2006 1:19 PM, Blogger Moose said...

What ever happened to drinking and taking 8 balls of coke while writing songs. Man the 60's were the shit

 
At 9/29/2008 6:55 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I never new about such things happening. Its very cool subject. Negotiation in a very polite manner.
Can I be the 3 person on your list of meth users. If you grant it I would be very grateful.

ebinezer
Crystal Meth Addiction

 

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