My Sanctuary

I took the killer attack wolf dog to the dog park this past weekend. I love going there, it truly is my sanctuary. There are plenty of picnic tables to doze off on, a tranquil pond and other eye-candy, and best of all my dog can terrorize pets and people other than me. So as we're walking in, I notice this middle-aged couple at one of the benches and they have their golden retrievers with them. Then, out of nowhere, the lady begins screaming. I guess screaming is an understatement, she began shrieking as if she were being attacked or like she saw a deadly ghost. And during all this, her dogs are just idly sitting there.

I didn't really think anything of this, maybe this is how she trained her pets? Maybe she's German? Who knows?

So I take my dog to the pond area on the other side of the park and let him free. While watching after my juvenile delinquent, I continue to hear those shrieks every few minutes along with a barrage of expletives. I guess this was my first encounter with Tourette's.

Later in the afternoon, I notice another young couple walking around with some type of miniature dog. Of course Chap has to go chase it around. So I decide to give the couple a break and get ahold of him. Well, while the guy was bent over holding his weiner dog.. Chap walked behind him, lifted his leg and stealthily took a leak on the guy's pants. The chick that was with him was so focused on their dog that she didn't notice it either.

Since they didn't have a problem with getting peed on, I didn't either. So I decided to grab Chap and quickly exit the park. I bought him an assortment of dog bones and toys later that night.