penny: we're pilgrims in an unholy land, junior
hello hello, its been a couple of crazy weeks down in florida, covering all the bases from fishing to the emergency room. but i have decided to regale you all with my journey to the armpit of the south...thats right, athens, georgia! my cousins marriage invitation arrived months ago and ive been crazy excited about this trip ever since! not only home to an ugly mascot, sanford stadium, and jay's wounded pride, athens is also famous for its fine dining!
(insert kappa sig soggy biscuit joke here)
my cousin has traveled the world twice and acquired her masters and doctorate along the way to becoming the director of student affairs at uga. she married larry the cable guy. at the rehearsal dinner my sister and i were introduced, as brother and sister, and immediately asked if we were the couple 'whose baby fell ill.' he then described the perfect woman as someone who would buy him a john deere. hes cool. and tough.
and most of all i still have tickets to the georgia game every year.
in other news if you're thinking of buying a home vero beach, florida my house is almost completely remodeled! mention this shameless plug for a special S.O.D. discount!
PENNY"S BAR TIP OF THE WEEK
don't ask 'did you see that movie with tom cruise?'
which one? the one with the car or with the plane? 'thats right, i am dangerous ice (bite) man.'
posted by penny @ 9:11 AM
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10 Comments:
Those fight scenes from the Jay's wounded pride link are being sold as DVDs. It sickens me.. I hate seeing good khakis ruined.
SEACREST'S BAR TIP OF THE WEEK:
Don't be the guy who misquotes classics like TOP GUN.
Tom Cruise doesn't do the bite, and you have essentially butchered one of the greatest quotes in movie history.
It should go something like this:
Mav: "That's right Ice...(pause, brush of Val Kilmer's shoulder)...Man -- I am dangerous."
IceMan: (bite)
Seacrest, out.
Wow, sorry ghostrider.. the pattern is full.
Good call seacrest.. ice...man does the bite.
Penny,
Lame bar tip
On the other hand, Jay's the pride of Florida was no match for the white trash in Georgia. But I think that the straw that broke the camels back (aka Jay's pride) was sucking on Dev's nasty toes.
when did he suck devs toes? was that when i was hooking up with that fat chick? dude, i miss all the good stuff. i think i speak for lj when i say not seeing jay get jumped still makes me upset. as does thinking about that fat chick
my urine and blood soaked toe made it's way into jay's mouth when everyone (including our nearsighted driver stone) fell asleep on the way back. The fat chick was the night before and Jay getting thrown around was the night before that.
Anyone up for Sonnys? It's on me..
SOUL PATROL! SOUL PATROL! SOUL PATROL!
There hasn't been a photo update in 2 months.
Whassupwitdat?
Seacrest, out.
Actually, we're not pilgrims in an unholy land.
Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
How about Jay banging somebodys sister that weekend.
whose sister?
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