Sweater Vests Pay-for-Play

The top ten ranked Oklahoma Sooners have decided to enter the 2006 season without their starting quarterback.

A preseasoning ranking hovering around 6 and a potential Heisman candidate in running back Adrian Peterson primed the Sooners to receive media attention that could only be topped by Notre Dame. Unfortunately, they'll be getting alot of attention now for the dismissal of starting quarterback Rhett Bomar (2,018 yds, 10 td, 10 int.) due to receiving excessive payments from a known Sooners booster's company.

Oklahoma head coach Bob Stoops wasn't available for an interview, but I would assume he's pretty fired up.

'First, Tressel and Phil get me to wear this ridiculous sweater vest..'

'..and now I'm losing my quarterback because it turns out you can't pay college football players. We followed their directions to the Tee and still got busted. Maybe they should stop giving advice.'

Luckily, the Sooners will have a true freshman, walk-on sophomore, and juco transfer ready to take the helm for the opening kickoff one month from now.