Having Faith
Me: Hey man, sorry we didn't meet up. Wanna get some food?
Tick: Sure. I need to get some cash though.
Me: Naw, I gotcha.. I'll pick you up in a little.
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Waitress: What you want sugar?
Me: I'll take a cheesesteak and a water.
Tick: I'll just get a double order of hashbrowns with onions and cheese. Lemme get those hashbrowns burnt.
Me: Tick, you gotta top that off with some chili.
Waitress: Here's yall's bill, just pay whenever yall are ready.
So I get my wallet out, and open it to find two bar receipts and a fortune cookie message. No big deal, I usually just cram money in my pockets anyway. Nope. Maybe there's cash in my jacket pockets? Nope.
Me: Uh Ticker, I need you to chill out here while I go run to the ATM. If the waitress asks anything, just tell her I'm in the bathroom.
Me: Don't worry, I'll be back in 2 minutes..
posted by Dev @ 9:21 PM
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12 Comments:
tick is so stupid, I just want to shoot him with a BB gun
Look at the chick behind Tick's head. It's like she saw what he was eating and is about to lose it.
She looks familiar, girl gagging after seeing tick eat. Remember spring break a couple years ago.
'You're the most unfunny person ever!'
Chili + Tick and nobody wonders if she's downwind ?
Oh I know about being downwind from Tick, remember the recycled air on the plane and the poor black ladies behind us. God rest there soul.
Guy's, just so you know, I'm on a new diet. Nothing but waffle house hashbrowns and chili till the 17th of December. And the nastiest sideburns in the world are on a comeback tour.
Guy's, just so you know, I'm on a new diet. Nothing but waffle house hashbrowns and chili till the 17th of December. And the nastiest sideburns in the world are on a comeback tour.
Guy's, just so you know, I'm on a new diet. Nothing but waffle house hashbrowns and chili till the 17th of December. And the nastiest sideburns in the world are on a comeback tour.
dammit
Thanks for the triplicate. By the way, the mustache is on its way (05 edition).
I am glad to see that you haven't lost your sense of fashion tick since you sold your soul to the devil and went to Clemson. Maybe you should also bring the see thought lime green shirt you use to wear every year to semiformal.
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